{"id":4458,"date":"2016-10-03T16:00:54","date_gmt":"2016-10-03T16:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.forttroff.com\/blog\/?p=4458"},"modified":"2021-10-19T21:59:02","modified_gmt":"2021-10-19T21:59:02","slug":"tyler-the-bad-wolf-has-a-bright-pink-hole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.forttroff.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/tyler-the-bad-wolf-has-a-bright-pink-hole\/","title":{"rendered":"Tyler The Bad Wolf Has A Bright Pink Hole"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

By Tyler D\u00e5rlig Ulv | @tylerthebadwolf <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This review originally appeared on Tyler’s blog,<\/em> BadWolfBlog.com<\/a>. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ok. If you\u2019re a regular reader, you know I don\u2019t do a ton of product reviews on here. There isn\u2019t even a category for it (there\u2019s a Movie Review category because at one point I thought I was gonna try to do reviews of movies I went to alone where I jack off in the back row when I get bored of the movie). But I do buy, order, receive, and get sent a ton of stuff, which \u2013 when it\u2019s good \u2013 I wanna make sure I tell you about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Obviously, not everything is good. But some stuff is really worth your spend. And a lot of that stuff comes from Fort Troff<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s your disclosure<\/em>: I really, really like what Fort Troff does, as a brand. I think they\u2019ve done a marvelous job of carving out a niche for themselves that is raunchy and seductive without being classless and trashy. \u00a0They get a wide breadth of super hot dudes modeling their product, and they go the extra mile, producing videos that show you how to use their stuff, too. It\u2019s pretty flawless. If you\u2019re in the market for stuff to amp up your penis or put into your butt, FT should be the first stop. But they\u2019re not paying me to say this or like stuff I don\u2019t like.<\/p>\n

Additional disclosure<\/em>: FT did send me some of their skin lighteners earlier this year, but I had purchased and used it before then.<\/p>\n

Now. Let\u2019s talk about the jizz.<\/p>\n

While it\u2019s primarily a retailer for a curated collection of sex toys and gear, Fort Troff also self-produces some of their best products. They\u2019ve got these underwears that I was so jazzed about<\/a> at the top of the year, they make a gag-reducing spray<\/a> (which I\u2019m suspicious might be just repurposed Chloraseptic<\/a>, but sort of does the job), and then there\u2019s their famous cum lube<\/a>, which, is exactly what it sounds like. It\u2019s not my bag, but if you like cum, this is pretty much it \u2013 in a bottle (or by the gallon<\/a>).<\/p>\n

But their star product in their self-produced lines is clearly Fort Troff Bumper Brite<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\u201cDeveloped just for us and tested by over 100 Grunts, Bumper Brite is proven to lighten and even out the darker tone of your tuckus to match the surrounding skin. This cream reveals the real YOU.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019m vain. I am. I\u2019m worried about how I look and I\u2019m worried about getting older. I\u2019m a meticulous groomer, and I don\u2019t have any trouble spending money on skincare, haircuts, facials, waxings, manicures, etc, etc, etc. But I\u2019m also a believer that an ounce of prevention is worth $500 (give or take) worth of cure. So when I noticed in my early 20s that the skin around my butthole was beginning to darken a bit (don\u2019t ask a lot of questions here \u2013 suffice it to say that, as part of my vanity and grooming, I spend enough time while clippering my ass fuzz\u00a0to notice gradual changes. And also maybe I just like looking at my butt in the mirror while I write overly meticulous and personal product reviews. What\u2019s it to you? You think you\u2019re better than me?) and I wasn\u2019t sure what I wanted to do about it.<\/p>\n

After a bit of research, I was pretty convinced that it wasn\u2019t a lack of hygiene that was causing the slightly discolored tone. I don\u2019t know why I thought it would be that, but I was relieved that my initial hypothesis involving scratchy toilet paper and too much coffee proved false. It turns out that anal, perineal, and genital skin just IS extra pigmented on many people. The same way your areola\/nipple skin is. The fact that we wear binding clothes constantly and maybe don\u2019t pay as much attention to areas of our bodies that we can\u2019t see directly probably contributes to the situation, but mostly, it\u2019s just how your body forms.<\/p>\n

But, with the \u201crise in anal bleaching procedures\u201d that is so perpetually discussed in the pages of Cosmo<\/a> (and defined alternately as \u201cscary\u201d or \u201cempowering,\u201d depending on the day) it was only a matter of time before people came up with at-home solutions for me to try. And try I did! I bought just about everything anyone suggested online and spent time smushing them all, one at a time, into my ass skin.<\/p>\n

In all honesty, the most effective product I ever used was purchased from a store in New York that sells home goods and beauty supplies from India<\/a>, some of which may or may not be banned by the FDA because of how much cancer they probably cause. But ultimately, I decided that the risk wasn\u2019t worth the comfort and luxury of a milky white butthole, and I stopped using it.<\/p>\n

Imagine my excitement when I accidentally stumbled across Bumper Brite a few months later, with this infomercial-like video featuring my buddy Chris Harder<\/a>!<\/p>\n

If Wen haircare could sway me with just\u00a0smiling ladies\u2019 bouncing their newly shiny hair<\/a>, you best believe that Chris talking about different kinds of butts was enough to push Bumper Brite into my cart that first time.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not certain I agree with his claim that it will change your life in just three days, but I\u2019m also not doing it the recommended \u00a02-3 times per day. That seemed excessive to me, and I\u2019ve been super happy with what Bumper Brite has been able to do with just one application per day.<\/p>\n

My normal routine is to wake up, read news and emails, then make coffee and head to the bathroom. After my shower, but before I brush my teeth and shave, I pop a quick yoga squat and apply an even layer of Bumper Brite to my, erm, bumper. I like to give it 45-60 seconds to set, otherwise, it can feel a little wet\/greasy, squishing around between your cheeks. It\u2019s a good opportunity to wake up your squatting\/sitting muscles with some time in Garland Pose<\/a>, too. Then, I just stand up and go about my day. Although, I\u2019m very often inclined to quote Patsy Stone<\/a> about \u201c\u2026gnarled old oak trees have been wheeled into this hospital and gone out as saplings,\u201d when thinking about how much younger my ass is going to look.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know how BB would work to treat very serious discoloration, but as a maintenance product, it\u2019s more than great. \u00a0I literally never give a second thought to how my butt looks when I\u2019m naked because I know that it\u2019s pretty much perfect. If I could figure out how to enjoy cramming dicks in there, I\u2019d be all set.<\/p>\n

Luckily, Fort Troff has a product to help with that<\/a>, too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Blogger\/escort Tylerr D\u00e5rlig Ulv dishes the truth on FT Bumper Brite. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":5477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[56,86,64,23,87,88,26,89,90,91,93],"class_list":["post-4458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-product-reviews","tag-barracks-blog","tag-bumper-brite","tag-fort-blog","tag-fort-troff","tag-fort-troff-products","tag-ft-bumper-brite","tag-ft-grunt","tag-ft-products","tag-guest-blogger","tag-hole-brightener","tag-tyler-the-bad-wolf"],"yoast_head":"\nTyler The Bad Wolf Has A Bright Pink Hole - Fort Troff<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/dev.forttroff.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/tyler-the-bad-wolf-has-a-bright-pink-hole\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Tyler The Bad Wolf Has A Bright Pink Hole - 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